who’s it gonna be now? let’s start with a rhetorical
because i’m feeling moderately passive-aggresive
it’s normal human behavior to cheat
like in those first grade math exams
that highschool jock you’re stalking on fb
with gloriously ripped muscles on his body
or that rich old guy that you’ll fuck for money
designer bags, shoes , clothes and jewelry
and all that you do my eyes could see
even when they’re shut air-tight
leaving a vacuum inside my head
where all the rational thoughts asphyxiate
but this time i’m not saying sorry
this time i’m gonna fuck all the girls i can fuck
eat some pancakes, get drunk but not too drunk
since my love for you, i gave to my liver and kidneys
i’m aware of the consequences of progressive renal disease
and my guitar player will play an awesome guitar solo
on his guitar at this point in time
and he will fuck your mom
and maybe even your dad tonight
your mom’s gonna get fucked!
Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.
That’s why I love this guy.
bill fuckin murray
A love letter referencing church songs, This Is The End, and Slipknot lyrics which I wrote for my half-Filipina, half-Chinese co-Intern who came back from a 4-day trip to Hongkong. She had me treat her patients during her absence. It was hell.
You are a very beautiful human being
I’ve missed you.
I’ve been dying to reach you.
My soul longs for you
Like how the moon longs for the sun.
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to slit your throat
and fuck the wound.
I will shit in your mouth
I will fuck your mother
and your father, too.
We’ll be like two fine lovers
Crying and cumming
Tears from the tip of my penis
I will cherish you
and take off your clothes
I’ll make a skin suit
Out of your skin
It will please the dark lord,
My little Chinese girl
Ching chang chong
Our son will be like
Jeremy Lin Version 2
Suck my dick.
I love you.
Thank you Craft Pub & Grill!
for kicking us out right in the middle of our set