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Reblogged from: pablobanila via posted by: clamjob

who’s it gonna be now? let’s start with a rhetorical
because i’m feeling moderately passive-aggresive
it’s normal human behavior to cheat
like in those first grade math exams

that highschool jock you’re stalking on fb
with gloriously ripped muscles on his body
or that rich old guy that you’ll fuck for money
designer bags, shoes , clothes and jewelry

and all that you do my eyes could see
even when they’re shut air-tight
leaving a vacuum inside my head
where all the rational thoughts asphyxiate

but this time i’m not saying sorry
this time i’m gonna fuck all the girls i can fuck
eat some pancakes, get drunk but not too drunk
since my love for you, i gave to my liver and kidneys
i’m aware of the consequences of progressive renal disease

and my guitar player will play an awesome guitar solo
on his guitar at this point in time
and he will fuck your mom
and maybe even your dad tonight

*guitar solo*

your mom’s gonna get fucked!

mazzystardust:

Fade Into You  (Jools Holland, 1994)

mazzystardust:

Fade Into You  (Jools Holland, 1994)

Reblogged from: mazzystardust via posted by: mazzystardust

ifonlywewereamoungstfriends:

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

Reblogged from: maille-golightly via posted by: gnarville
A love letter referencing church songs, This Is The End, and Slipknot lyrics which I wrote for my half-Filipina, half-Chinese co-Intern who came back from a 4-day trip to Hongkong. She had me treat her patients during her absence. It was hell. 

Marie,You are a very beautiful human beingI’ve missed you.I’ve been dying to reach you.My soul longs for youLike how the moon longs for the sun.
I want to fuck you like an animalI want to slit your throatand fuck the wound.I will shit in your mouthwhile masturbatingI will fuck your motherand your father, too.We’ll be like two fine loversCrying and cummingTears from the tip of my penisI will cherish youand take off your clothesand skinI’ll make a skin suitOut of your skinIt will please the dark lord,Satan.My little Chinese girlChing chang chongSiomai-loving MariecongOur son will be likeJeremy Lin Version 2Suck my dick.I love you.

A love letter referencing church songs, This Is The End, and Slipknot lyrics which I wrote for my half-Filipina, half-Chinese co-Intern who came back from a 4-day trip to Hongkong. She had me treat her patients during her absence. It was hell.

Marie,
You are a very beautiful human being
I’ve missed you.
I’ve been dying to reach you.
My soul longs for you
Like how the moon longs for the sun.


I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to slit your throat
and fuck the wound.

I will shit in your mouth
while masturbating
I will fuck your mother
and your father, too.

We’ll be like two fine lovers
Crying and cumming
Tears from the tip of my penis

I will cherish you
and take off your clothes
and skin
I’ll make a skin suit
Out of your skin
It will please the dark lord,
Satan.

My little Chinese girl
Ching chang chong
Siomai-loving Mariecong
Our son will be like
Jeremy Lin Version 2

Suck my dick.
I love you.

Thank you Craft Pub & Grill!

for kicking us out right in the middle of our set

Thank you Craft Pub & Grill!

for kicking us out right in the middle of our set

Reblogged from: teenheartsbeatfaster via posted by: marci1900
Anonymous said: This isn't a question, really. I just passed by your page and wanted to say hi! :)

Hello!

jpaoram:

Shoe sighting! #grosby #kickspotting #todayskicks

jpaoram:

Shoe sighting! #grosby #kickspotting #todayskicks

Reblogged from: jpaoram via posted by: jpaoram
Reblogged from: loneprotagonist via posted by: gotogoto